This morning at family devotions Titus began talking about how he was going to punch and kick Satan since Satan wants to destroy us. I said, "Titus, God gave us different tools to fight Satan.
God gave us the Bible. To be a strong man of God, you have to know God's word."
Titus responded, "When I grow up I am going to get pinchers (translate pliers) and pinch and pinch and pinch Satan until He is dead, and then I am going to cook him up."
Apparently this is what Titus heard in my explanation, "Titus, God gave us different tools to fight Satan. Blah, blah, blah."
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LOL, that's awesome.
However, don't discourage him from taking pliers to the Devil. Sometimes, it's the direct approach that works best...
That's hilarious. I love it, blah blah blah. Just like my story of finding yaffa blocks at Walmart or was it Target.
You use the tools you have. "What is that in your hand, Moses?" I think pliers would trump a shepherd's crook. Even five loaves and two fish worked pretty good.
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